The words highlighted above are the perfect summation of how I feel about my father. However, we are bound like a book, and I believe our words, like a novel, are already written. Read this post which is so dear to my heart and let me know your thoughts. I think anyone with a father can relate somehow to this piece. Maybe Ethers, you can give me SOME hope? If we keep using the book analogy...and the picture above....the page is not fully printed. Maybe there's time to add more text to it.

Dear Ether, 

The first man I ever fell in love with was my father.  I suppose you could technically call it love at first sight. 

He was born in Longmeadow, MA (a small, peaceful town where homes are from the 18^th century and have plaques proudly boasting their build dates on their spotless facades).  He was the eldest of three boys and since this is an anonymous blog, I will attest to the fact that he was by far the smartest.  He excelled at everything he did and when it came time to go to University he was courted by every Ivy League school (Harvard even offered him a yearly stipend for his pocket money).  He became one of Eli’s men and went to Yale on full scholarship, became a Skull and Bone and sailing through college with perfect grades and varsity sports under his belt, went to Yale Law School.  If you look at notebooks from his time at college (this was before laptops) his handwriting is in perfect script and there is not a cat-scratch in them.  Of course after graduating from Yale Law, he went to one of the finest firms in the country in Manhattan, got a stunning apartment in a brownstone on the Upper East Side and worked for five years, toiling away being told he’d probably be made the youngest partner if he kept up his fervor.  However, he was unhappy.  He was a writer through and through.  And, lucky, brilliant Dad, and his writing partner, wrote a script and sent it to Hollywood with their fingers crossed.  And guess what?  They landed a job on a TV show immediately.  

Oh, of course there are many more things about him.  That he was perpetually youthful looking which would serve him well as he aged (people often ask him where he hides his portrait).  That he has never had a health problem in his life (knock wood).  That he has always had a love of cars, so much so that when my grandparents, in the 1950’s bought a pink Cadillac (yes indeed) with white leather seats and, amazingly, a record player (the latest and greatest in technology—if they only knew what the future would hold) he sat for 7 hours in it mesmerized.  He says when he closes his eyes he can still see his feet not being able to touch the ground and can smell the interior. 

And so, the tale continues.  My father comes to L.A., works on very famous comedy shows, meets my mother, 2 years later they get married, a year later they have my older brother and then 2 years later I’m born—and my love affair begins.  It’s unfair, really.  It was my mother who gave up a hugely powerful job as a producer, rare for a woman in those days, to become a stay at home mom, and become the bad guy.  My dad worked 12-hour days trying to squeeze out jokes sometimes at 2am (not an easy task).  Often I wouldn’t see him at all.  But when I would hear that car pull into the carport, I would run downstairs and throw my arms around his legs.  

This is what I remember.  He always had a brown briefcase with gold numeric lock keys and never wore a suit.  He always had a stern look on his face and disappeared upstairs.  It was only later did I find out that he was so stressed out and filled with anxiety that he needed to be left alone and decompress.  As an adult and a writer I understand this now.  But then, it wounded me.  And that made me want him more.  And this could be why I have so many attachment issues with men.  But that’s a whole other round we can discuss another time Ethers.  Through the years and his many styles of eyeglasses (whoa, there were some beauts’) I sought his approval.  My mother was so hard on us and was the school marm while my father was the hero who swept through and was quiet and calm.  On weekends we would go to the beach or he would read “The Arabian Nights” or Dickens to us.  I had a canopy bed and he would sit in the dark improvising the most masterful tales until he lulled me to sleep.  The only requisite was that I give him a topic.  

As I became a teenager and he became a very successful drama writer and producer (and eventually and Emmy Award winner) we became wealthier, he calmed down, but no matter what I could do, the man I was in love with never indulged me with pride.  He always was a critic.  I would show him my writing and it would be scarred with red marks.  I’d be talking to him and he’d correct my grammar.  I’d be playing soccer and  could see him peripherally on the sideline with a puckered look on his face and screaming “Come on One of 365, get in there!”  He did always tell me how beautiful I was—even when I had braces, bad eyebrows, spots and frizzy hair.  But I never felt like I was ever going to be good enough.  I was never going to be a savant like him.  I’d already failed and I wasn’t even 18.  I certainly wasn’t going to get courted by Ivy League schools or become a lawyer.  I tried everything to make up for that.   I killed myself in school to the point of exhaustion.  I forced myself to become a straight-A student when it wasn’t natural for me.  I went to summer school and did extra work to make up for, god forbid, a B or B+.  I joined every team possible and became a varsity tennis and soccer player.  But my math failed me and I failed my SAT’s in math.  2 hours of my life, after 13 years of school,  and I didn’t get into any of the colleges I wanted.  I ended up going to a top 25 small liberal arts college in CT (a pathetic attempt to try and re-live what my father had in New Haven) and fell apart there.  I became angry and depressed and slept all day and never attended classes.  I had bad relationships with men who I didn’t like let alone even love and was pained and lonely.  That’s when I bolted for England.  You’ll know the rest of that story eventually.  This is about my dad.  

To this day we bang heads at every occasion.  He’s retired now and is always around to judge.  He’ll comment on everything from weight to writing.  He’s yet to ever look at a piece of my work and ever say it was good; he always has a qualm with it.  He’s even sent back an E-mail I wrote him with corrections for me to fix.  When we fight we are both so similar.  We’re cutting and mean.  But it’s so funny…….I try to be intelligent when I fire at him because even in an argument I want to earn his respect.  So Ethers, you must be asking, “This is the first man she ever loved?”  Oh yes.  And I compare everyone I ever meet to him.   Even myself.  Because to me, he is what I would have liked to have been.  He is a constant reminder of, what I see, as perfection.  Yes, of course I’m no fool and see that he has so many character flaws.  But his achievements and his health and his wit and ease with himself–I would have dreamt for that to have been passed down to me.  Whenever I meet an old colleague of his or a college mate, they always say he was the greatest guy they ever met.  My friends all swooned over him.  I once asked him why he was so easy going to those he didn’t know as well or care as much for and he said, “Because I don’t love them.”  I guess that’s why I have such a fucked up view of love too.  He feels he has to be the bad guy to get the point across and get the irons in the fire.  I just wish instead of irons being in the fire, that there would have been just a tremendous glow and warmth exuding from it.

I don’t know what I will do when the time comes when my father is out of my life.  He’s so intertwined with it.  My brother resembles my dad AND my mom.  But I’m a spitting image of him.  It’s funny, everyday I have to look in the mirror and see the man who I love more than anything.  The first man I ever loved.  But also the man who will probably always haunt me.  When I close my eyes and I picture my father I see him sitting in the backyard on a sunny day.  He’s tan with dark hair, trim and in one of our lovely wooden chairs with the dog at his feet.  As always, he’s immersed himself in a novel.  I stare at him through the French windows of our sunroom and I see him look up from time to time putting his finger in the page where he’s left his last paragraph, and he closes his eyes.  Is he soaking up the sun?  Is he worried?  Is he thinking about life?  Thinking, possibly of ME?  And then I see him give his head a small shake and open the book again looking down once more to read.  This is the first man I ever loved.  And to my dying day, even when I am old and he is dust, I will always wonder what he really thought of me.  

If he could read this, which he never will, I would beg for his forgiveness for failing him and I would tell him that the only reason I ever stood up to him was to try and earn his respect.  But inside I was crumbling.  And if he had said the word or just put his arms around me, he would have silenced my vicious tongue.  Every year that passes I know that we are too far-gone to ever be what I had hoped for.  He really has always been the old dog that can’t learn a new trick.  And part of this is my embracing being an adult and learning acceptance.  But I still look at him through the same eyes I had as a little girl, for he hasn’t really changed much, and I walk around haunted by my first love. 

Dedicatedly yours, 

—One of 365

Dear Ethers,

When you think of Oscar de la Renta you think huge ball gowns, wedding dresses, the Emmys, the, well, Oscars.  You think movie stars and royalty.  You even might think of the more mature, fashionable crew.  Indeed, his clothes have been worn by Hillary Clinton and Barbara Walters.  He even launched a plus-sized collection called “Oscar” in 1999 (nothing wrong with that–just pointing out that he’s targeting an older audience or an audience that can’t wear tight, body skimming looks).  He’s always been known specifically for his evening wear and his high-end couture that’s so expensive, even the rich shudder at the price tag.

But wait. Doesn’t Sarah Jessica Parker  get kitted out in his goodies all the time?  And the lovely Amy Adams?  Even Beyonce!  Has Oscar finally made the transition to the hipper, younger generation with his fashions?  Can we say good-bye to over the top velvet and ball-gown’s and hello to the slinky and structured LBD’s?  Let’s learn a little bit about the man himself before we figure out what’s going on with his label, shall we?

Maestro de la Renta (born Oscar Aristides Renta Fiallo) was born in the Dominican Republic in 1932 and at age 18 left for Spain where he was keen on painting but quickly turned his eye to fashion.  He soon snagged an internship with Balenciaga himself and then left later to become a couture assistant for Lanvin in Paris (pretty impressive resume, eh?)  In 1963 he worked for Elizabeth Arden designing custom clothing, shoes, accessories and clothing.  Finally, he stormed the fashion world in 1965 when he launched his own label.  

He has won the CFDA Womenswear Designer of the Year Award in 2000 and 2007 and in 1990 was given a CFDA Lifetime Achievement Award.  From 1993-2002 de la Renta designed the haute couture collection for Balmain.

At 77, the designer is still cooking with gas, but I think he has realized that younger women want a taste of his style too.  So I am going to take you away from the 80’s Nancy Regan de la Renta and bring you to the sleek catwalks of now, where the silhouette is shown off, metallics are shimmering down the runway and accessories are architectural and modern.  This, ladies, is why Oscar is making Patricia Field still dress SJP in the goods for the “Sex and the City” films.  20 or 40—it doesn’t matter.  If you’ve got the figure and the confidence to pull this off, you are a de la Renta girl.

This is not a dress for shy violet. If you saw this on a model, you'd see it was a body-hugging, leg showing, bust enhancing dress that is made of a metallic fabric so you are going to stand out. You can't hide in this--and if you're buying it, you shouldn't want to. Imagine this with a tan, tousled hair, bronzer, a metallic eye-pigment, heavy mascara and a buttery-gloss. C'mon, tell me you wouldn't feel sexy? I hate to be a size-hater, but you can't be a larger woman and get away with this. This is supposed to be snug and show off the body in a good way. No lumps or bumps. There are plenty of other dresses if your figure isn't flawless. Hey, this is the new de la Renta--he isn't hiding anything, for anyone, anymore. Metallic Knitted Tunic Dress, $1,690, oscardelarenta.com

So, you are wrapped up in the dress already, why not wrap your feet in some glam too? These bandage sandals work perfectly with the metallic fabric in the dress and add to the youthful and hip nature of the styling. The platform is going to make the heel height (4.5"!!!) okay because it will add cushioning and the bandaging is going to feel like a sandal---ahhh your feet will breathe not swell when you dance! So, you've got the slinky dress, the modern heels that are going to make your legs look like gazelles--NO ONE will believe this is all by Oscar de la Renta. I think Babs Bush is gonna have a heart attack if she sees you in this! Leather Bandage Sandals, $675, oscarddelarenta.com

I love this leather cuff because it plays with the architecture of jewellery which is really in fashion right now (you'll also see that with the earrings to follow). I think it goes great with the badass bandages on the heels and also ties in the black with the dress and shoes. Wear black nail varnish with this for an extra vampy effect. I think it will bring out the darkside and accentuate the shimmer in the dress and your tan. Don't you just love a statement piece? Leather Cuff, $290, oscardelarenta.com

Of course these go perfectly with the gold metallic and the banding of the dress (notice the rims in the earrings). But, as noted before with the cuff, architectural designed jewellery is really on-trend right now. The curvature, almost like winding staircases, is very modern and sleek. It also looks very top to toe with the shoes. Gold-Tone Loop Earrings, $335, oscardelarenta.com

I think the change is clear. To me this looks more like a Missoni than a de la Renta creation. Is this a good thing? Of course there were many other items to choose from than what I decided upon (and I think it’s the dress that gives it the Missoni vibe). But, I do think it is good to start looking more youthful and modern and less over the top and couture focused. Obviously he has an eye for ready-to-wear and I think he’s doing a great job at capturing what women want now. Hey, if it’s not your thing and you still like the old Oscar, he still exists, but it is nice to know that there is something on the rack for me as well.

All things that were once vital and beautiful decay and grow dusty over time. This flower, for instance, still has the traces of what it must have looked liked in the height of its beauty, even though it is slowly decaying. But, at least you can appreciate that it ONCE WAS vital and beautiful. That it had a chance to blossom and bloom. Will I ever get my chance to be fragrant and admired--even just for a fleeting moment? Or am I to remain a perpetual bud, never having the lucky enough fate to unravel into a beautiful rose?

Dear Ether, 

We didn’t have very much money when I was growing up.  My dad was a television writer.  But he was in a comedy duo with a man who drank too much and wasn’t reliable—and it was becoming a struggle for my dad to come up with jokes at 4am with the stresses of a family to feed.  He decided to do the unheard of and leave comedy and make a leap of faith and try drama.  Obviously this caused a tremendous falling out with his writing partner of decades (who sadly, soon later died, and his wife has cursed my father for eternity) and my dad was very alone and very scared.  He was able to send 1 of us to private school on the savings he had (my older brother) but since I was still in elementary school, I stayed in public school.  This was a grave mistake.  In Los Angeles public schools are unfortunately havens for children of immigrants and gangs and I really didn’t fit in.  When the doors locked behind you (after walking through a metal detector to see if you were carrying any weapons) anything was a-go.  I was bullied, threatened, friendless and scared every single day.  

My mom was working as a substitute sign-language teacher to try and make ends meet as my dad pounded away on script after script trying to break into the drama genre.  I remember she worked a whole week to buy me a new pair of sneakers.  They were bright white and a bully, the minute she saw them, stepped on them with her muddy shoe leaving a greasy imprint.  I was devastated not because they were damaged, but because they were so dear to my mother.  I was almost pulled out of school twice.  Once was when I was choked on the playground by 3 girls who literally wanted my lunch money (I had none, I brought my own paper bag my mom made for me) and another time my parents got a perverted crank phone call saying I had been kidnapped by this caller and I won’t get into the horrible details, but I’m sure any parent of a 12 year old girl would be sickened by what this man said on the phone.  

It was all looking terrible.  My folks were circling ads for apartments because they were going to sell our beautiful house, I was wearing my brother’s hand-me down clothes (which didn’t help because I was about 5’6 when I was 12 and rail thin with braces and 1 huge zit that perpetually appeared between my monobrow—his clothes just gave me the name “dyke” when I walked the halls).  After being turned down for scholarships, and being on the edge of disaster, like a gift from the man above (and I am not religious) my dad sold a script to a very famous TV show, was nominated for an Emmy and our whole lives changed.  He was hired on that show and then for the next 20 years worked successfully as a drama writer and eventually did win an Emmy. 

I grew up always being the underdog and believing that if you worked hard enough, and you had the chops, that you would reap the rewards.  My dad was proof of that.  I grew up with the mantra that you never ever gave up, no matter what, or you might as well curl up and die.  But I look at my life and wonder, what else can I do?  I’ve exhausted every phone call.  I’ve written every letter.  I’m lucky that I don’t have kids to feed and a house to pay off, but can it be possible that I am the living Sisyphus?  That I am destined to roll that damned boulder up that hill, only to have it tumble down?  I know it is cliché, and I know Sisyphus was supposed to be slightly elated just as he got to the top because he always thought “maybe, just maybe THIS time it’ll be the end for me.”  But, I don’t know.  Just like there are a million girls who are just as beautiful as Sienna Miller pulling pints and trying to be actresses who will never make it or men MUCH more talented than Damien Hurst who are incredible artists who slave away with black rings under their eyes on their light boards who will never be anything more than a sketch artist making a meager living, well, maybe I’m just going to be one of THESE people too.  It’s just so funny to me.  I, whose so bad at math, see the job thing as a simple equation.  Job + Talent=you’re hired!  But nope.  Not anymore.  It’s who you know, timing, luck and a million other things.  Here’s a perfect example.  When I was working for my mag in London as a beauty writer we were looking to take on an assistant.  When we interviewed her I thought she was adorable.  The Beauty Director, who I adored and is about the most down to earth sweetie you could imagine, said she crossed her off her list as soon as she walked in the door.  Why?  Her bag was too expensive.  If she could afford a bag that was more than Beauty Director’s pay for a month, she could go fuck herself.  WHOA!  I mean, talk about random, right?  How many jobs have I lost out for because of my accent or because my outfit was shit?  Or they felt threatened by me?  Whatever happened to the good old days of a meritocracy?  Or, just giving people a chance?  Getting a job these days is harder than winning the lottery.  Frankly, I wish I had never gone to school and had just gone straight into interning and working my way up.  I might be a Director by now.  

I look at pictures of that hopeful skinny girl in her bro’s old Gap pocket T, faded in marigold and evergreen with matching shorts with ducks or racecars on them (and matching braces rubber bands to match).  My big ol’scrunchie in my hair ready to face my future.  Ready to plow away and give a pint of blood if I had to if it meant the difference between getting an A or a B.  And now look at her.  Same eyes, same fingers, same heart pumping away.  And she is so jaded and lost.  I was so guarded then.  So protected by people telling me that if you try, you get.  Well, the world isn’t like that.  My dad was lucky.  But you know what, I went into his office today and saw his Emmy, coated in dust, not touched in years.  I think he was just grateful to have survived.  And if that veritable hood ornament represented that, then so be it.  But I think his proudest achievement was getting me out of that school and getting me into a safe haven.  Protecting his greatest asset: his kid.  

If I could go back in time (oh and we wish we all could) I would have lived that skinny girl’s life so differently.  I want to live it differently now.  But I am locked in this trap with English gent and my parents and life.  I’m writing this piece at 5am on a Sunday morning because I couldn’t sleep.  I couldn’t sleep because I was staring out of my window, looking out of my turret and wondering who I am going to be next week, next month, next year?  I want to be vital.  I want to embrace life.  I want to just find the peace my dad had when he sold that script.  What an anvil off his chest that must have been.  He deserved it.  I just hope I do something that deserves the weight off my chest too—and soon. Because the weight of life is getting to be a lot to handle. 

A pretty morose weekend blog.  Sorry gang.  Hey, tomorrow is the “Wish List.” That should cheer you up on your Monday morning blechhh, right?  As always Ethers, thanks for listening and all of your comments. And thanks for not thinking I’m a miserable fuck.  I’ll get happy.  I’ve got some fun stories I’ve got cooking up in my brain.  Just been feeling a bit wound up and lost lately.  My journey is leading me in frustrating circles that lead to dead ends—and if you knew me you’d know I’m a very “hands in the mud” kinda girl.  This is not the life for me—a life of inactivity and waiting.  I just want something to be proud of, even if it grows dusty over time.  At least I could know that it was once shiny. 

Dedicatedly yours,

—One of 365