Ralph Lauren For Your Pooch–I’m Sorry, But WOOF!
Dear Ether,
I’ve never been a fan of seeing a dog in a more expensive coat than I own. I’ve never thought it was cute watching a maltipoo trot down the street wearing a ballerina outfit with a nicer manicure than I could afford. Oh god, and the LV carrying cases that these little animals get schlepped around in! I can’t believe the waste of such fine Italian leather. And here’s the catch—I’m a dog lover. And maybe BECAUSE I’m a dog lover, I really see this as a travesty because I know if these dogs could see what they looked like (well, comprehend it) they would be humiliated. I know “dog parents” mean well. I really do. But when you’ve seen a chihuahua in a stroller and a poodle with braces like I have—you just can’t help feeling somewhat jaded by the whole thing.
I got an E-mail from Ralph Lauren announcing their Fall sale. Curious, as I always am for a bargain, I clicked on the link to peruse. Out of the corner of my eye I saw a poor creature dressed in a fucking rugby shirt and another one in a puffer jacket—-with a hood. WHAT! I had to see what else Mr. Lauren had on offer. Loads. Alligator collars for $500. Shearling jackets. Oh, you could even snag for your loved one a little Ralph Lauren sweater with the Polo insignia crocheted into the back in bright orange–very understated.
I know there are women who live on Park Avenue who never had children and this feeds their fancy. Or, women who DO have children and want the dog to blend right into the family. There are also chavs who love their labels and MAN this is a great way to make their little one look as “pucka’” as they do. So, I’ve decided to allow you to make the decision for yourself. To maybe prove me wrong. Here are the photos from the site. Tell me what you think?
Me? Well, I’m sure the title of this entry tells all. But if you think the kit is Bow-WOWZA and I am nuts to think it is WOOF….then lemme know. Hey, every dog has its day……of reckoning.
Dedicatedly yours,
—One of 365
Step out of the Ether and send me an E-mail. I would be glad to have your thoughts, feelings and ideas.
December 1st, 2009 at 2:43 AM
Sorry NO !! Very cute pics but not practical when you walk three dogs down a muddy bridal path daily ! I also think .. well … spit it out girl.. I actually hate parents dressing babies up in grown up clothes you know babies in leather biker jackets etc they may look cool but so uncomfortable so I feel this is the same .. so wrong LOL
December 2nd, 2009 at 3:59 PM
I totally agree with you! Its way too much to spend on a dog ((I am a cat person! hehe) I used to dress m y cat (poor thing! hehe) when I was young.) and I dont find thats beautiful. Not even cute!
Amicalement, J xxXxX
December 2nd, 2009 at 9:51 PM
I have a Scottish terrier whose only possessions in the world are his dog passport, a collar, a lead, a dog bowl and a basket (and a bottle of dog shampoo!) and he absolutely doesn’t need cutey jackets.
However I have a Saturday job working in a shop that sells dog and cat food and posh collars and leads for dogs (some of them are fab!). Sometimes people come in for this sort of thing, and quite frankly these poor little dogs need woolly coats as they are so small and fragile – and with the continual rain here in Belgium they would die of pneumonia if they weren’t all covered up.
A lot of these people are alone and their dog/cat has taken the place of family, so although my wee smelly Scot would never wear this stuff (and I can’t afford to buy it) I can understand why others do.
December 3rd, 2009 at 9:14 AM
I know I shouldn’t but I love these dog jackets…no hope for me then… xx
December 4th, 2009 at 4:24 PM
Agreed! Never thought you would fall for such heinous crimes against pooches! Did you ever see that channel 5 special where those women dress fake babies up in designer clothes? WEIRD! xoxoxoxo
December 4th, 2009 at 4:37 PM
Louise! My lovely English woman in Belgium (I LOVE the hot waffles they have on the streets in Belgium–yum!). I think it is so cute that your dog has a passport! Wow! I wish my dog was as well travelled. I understand your point about protecting these little dogs who would freeze! But, to buy a silly Ralph Lauren rugby shirt is over the top! I think a dog coat is fair enough. In fact, many New Yorkers have started buying rain jackets for their dogs so they don’t come home soaked—I think it’s great. But, a embroidered Polo jumper that costs $60 on sale! NUTS! I just think it is a bit flash But hey, I suppose it is no different than wearing a blingalicious dress–if you wear it, I suppose you want your loved pup to match. I LOVE scottish terrier’s by the way…..so cute. xoxxooxoxox
December 4th, 2009 at 4:38 PM
Helena! My goodness! I’ll call Ralph Lauren and order that for your pups for X-mas
Hey, everyone has a right. I just can’t bear the idea of spending more on my dog than on myself when it comes to clothing! xoxoxox