Oy Vay! It’s Christmas! English Gent Needs His Santa & We Need To Put Away The Menorah.
Dear Ether,
“Feliz Navidad” is blaring away in the kitchen (only in L.A., right?). My mom has been cooking all day preparing lamb, cranberry sauce, special winter vegetables, a fig pudding and a few other treats. A little pine Christmas tree sits in the middle of our dining room table. My great-grandmother’s China is laid out in a lovely red and white pattern. It’s English—Staffordshire. We are celebrating Christmas Eve with a bang.
We are Jewish.
English gent is Anglican.
Though he is not religious—he did always attend Midnight Mass in his little village church in East Sussex. When he was a kid he was an acolyte, holding that candle proudly behind the Priest. His parents made a special meal, handed out little presents and decorated the front of their house with a poinsettia or two.
The bottom line: the guy certainly wasn’t Jewish, that’s for sure.
But during the High Holy days and Chanukah, English gent wore a yamaka/kippah here in the States. He lit the menorah, he listened to the Rabbi and his spiel. He was a good sport, because, man, I HATE temple and am not into anything religious whatsoever. But he wanted to learn about Judaism and respect my parents desire for him to participate. As we Jews would say, he was a “mensch” (a real man!).
So, we are paying homage to him tonight. My brother, Bachelor One of 365, has compiled a CD of great Christmas music (yeah, I don’t think many of us could take much more “Feliz Navidad”). We’re going to light a nice fire and have some lovely wine. And we are referring to dessert as “pudding.” Proper, innit’ it?
Today—well, tonight, English gent and I are going to quiet our brains and not think about our issues. I’m sure he misses his family terribly. I know he’s gonna miss that Midnight Mass. Hey, if I’m missing Regent Street lit up, my Buck’s Fizz and the excitement of the Christmas sales in London coming, then I’m sure he’s nostalgic too. But here we are. Los Angeles, CA. It’s sunny. Not hot. It certainly doesn’t have the vibe of the holiday season. I feel like I’ve taken so much away from him. If this is a drop in the bucket to make him feel just a dash better, then I hope it works.
We may be Jews, but damn can we cook! And we sure know our Christmas tunes and, truthfully, have always envied those who’ve had trees English gent is giving us a great excuse to have a holiday we never got the opportunity to celebrate in our house (but would have LOVED the chance). And you know me, ever the fashionista! I went to the Salvation Army and bought the most fab (hideous) Christmas jumper to wear this evening as part of my attire (no, I will not be taking photos as it could be used against me and ruin my career one day—LOL). It is very demure, might I add. No one could call me a Ho, Ho, Ho tonight!!!!!!!!!
Have a mighty fine Christmas Eve and I hope Santa (or your Mom and Dad—hahahahha sorry kids if I ruined the magic, but if you’re reading this blog, you’re too young to being doing so anyway!) gives you something special in the morning (I know my friend Wildernesschic is hoping for a certain Mulberry bag………)
Dedicatedly yours,
—One of 365






